Thanks, Walker, for sending me news of this great writing competition for plagiarists.
The rules are fun:
Your final piece is limited to 750 of other peoples’ words; none of those words may be your own.
All material must be cited (author, work, page number). This is the only part where you have to be honest; unlike professional publishers, we’re actually going to check.
You must plagiarize from a minimum of five different books by as many authors as you wish. The only demand we make is that those books were published at some point, somewhere.
You must lift only phrases, whole sentences, or passages. No single wordcitations allowed.